After years of sccrimping and saving, a husband told his wife, "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979."
"You mean a brand new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.
"No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."

Art and Chris Samson, NEA Inc.
Readers Digest Large Type Edition
Jan. 1997, pp. 134